一猴(👎),一狗,一猪,一(yī )马(🚑)四畜生(shēng ),商(🥡)量(liàng )取一别(bié )号,又苦胸无(wú )点(🏰)墨(🚀),无(⚓)从着(🕥)想,遂(😅)相约进城(chéng ),遇所见之(👵)字,即(🦆)为别号。约既定,狗遂(😌)狂(😪)驰以去。入城,至某庙前,见有‘化及(🐈)冥(🚰)顽(❎)’匾(🚃)额,狗曰:(😷)‘此即我别号也!’马继至(⛷),昂首无所睹,俯(🕖)视(shì ),见某碑(bēi )下,有‘根深蒂固’四(👣)字,马曰:‘我即以为名也。’俄(é )而,猴跳跃亦至,举(🐏)首指‘无偏无(❎)党’匾额,曰:(🌏)‘我(wǒ )即名无(wú )偏无党可也(🍂)。’俟半(bàn )日,猪始姗(🏎)姗而来,遍(📟)觅无所见(🌧)(jiàn )。三畜咸(👚)笑之。猪(zhū )曰:‘若等俱已择定耶?’曰:‘择定(🚤)(dìng )矣(yǐ )。’猪曰:‘择(🕰)(zé )定盍(🧝)告我!’众具(jù )告之(👄)。猪笑曰:(🦊)‘从(📳)来别(🏁)号不过两字或三字,乌有取四字者?(🏃)’众为之爽然,猪曰:‘无伤(shāng )也,若等盍各(🌸)摘一(🍸)字以(🍗)与我,我(wǒ )得三字之别号(🍹),而(🌐)若等亦各得(🎓)三字矣。’