一(💃)猴,一狗,一猪,一马四畜(chù )生(🕗),商量取一别号,又(🎎)苦胸(🗞)无(wú )点墨,无从着想,遂(suí )相约(Ⓜ)进城,遇(😎)所(😶)见之字,即(😔)为(🦈)别(🎒)号(🚉)。约(🧥)既定,狗遂狂(🦀)驰以去。入城(🍌),至某庙前,见有‘化(🅾)及(🔫)冥顽(wán )’匾额,狗曰(🙄):‘此即我(wǒ )别(🎽)(bié )号也!’马继至,昂(á(♓)ng )首无所(🌖)睹,俯(📙)视(shì ),见某碑下,有‘根深蒂固’四(🎛)字,马曰:‘我即(🕺)以(yǐ(🕋) )为名(💸)也(yě )。’俄而,猴跳(tiào )跃亦至,举首(shǒu )指‘无(🖨)偏无党’匾(biǎn )额,曰:‘我即名无偏无党(🤞)可也。’俟(🚏)半日,猪始姗姗而来,遍觅(🏉)无所见。三(sān )畜咸(xiá(🎊)n )笑之。猪(🏭)曰:‘若等(🎐)俱(jù )已择定耶(yē )?’曰:‘择(zé )定(dìng )矣。’猪曰(yuē ):‘择(zé )定盍(🎠)告我!’众具告(😐)之(📕)。猪笑(🍌)曰:‘从(cóng )来(lái )别号不(👼)过两(👘)字(zì )或三字,乌有(📉)取四字(🥞)者?’众为(🖊)(wéi )之爽(🐴)然,猪曰(😁):‘无伤也,若等盍各(gè )摘(🚪)一字以与我(wǒ ),我得三字之别号,而若(🙀)(ruò )等(děng )亦(🚴)各得三字矣。’(👫)